big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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