You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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