I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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