So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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