some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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