So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Shitshow foam night was such a success
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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