I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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