hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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