We need to rekindle our bromance
Even the bartender felt bad for me
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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