She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We are two peas in an std pod
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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