I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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