I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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