Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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