Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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