So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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