Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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