I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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