i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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