How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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