i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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