Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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