Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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