Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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