Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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