At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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