Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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