I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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