I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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