He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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