Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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