He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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