i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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