I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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