The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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