talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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