Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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