His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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