Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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