I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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