The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize