If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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