What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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