He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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