it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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