I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I want to fling myself into the sun
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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