yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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