I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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