So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish i was in the wii world.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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