great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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