Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We don't watch enough power rangers
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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