if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
