So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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