His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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